
you up. Two each? Comin' right up!"Back at the waiter station:"Eight separate checks! All at one table! This is gonna be a 'check out' from HELL!""Did you see what she was wearing at table six? What is she thinking, Moulon Rouge? And the beads! Do they want to get mugged?""My dogs are barkin'! There must be a better way......"At the end of the shift:"Man, am I ready for a cocktail! Okay, but if you see me headed for the video poker machine, slap me; I need to make rent this week!"Author's Note: See? I fit right in! Wish me luck.